Thursday, January 17, 2008
Ever feel you're being followed?
BYE.
10:45 PM
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
I just watched this show on central called ‘the food bachelor’, first thing I thought was that some random guys’ gonna marry his favorite dish or something…Sadly that wasn’t the case…Woulda been cool though, I bet an elimination would involve the dude puking…”I don’t love you anymore!” *barfs*. The actual show was no better, a bunch of dumbshits thinking they’ll get laid by embarrassing themselves on TV…I’ve no problem with dudes cooking, the coolest dudes out there can cook, even I can cook but for god’s sake don’t flail around infront of the camera like a fag just because you can’t kill a damn crab…That’s just gay…The fellers themselves?, some rasta mat poser, a hyper sensitive white guy who looked like he was about to cry when he was talking about how it ‘pained’ him to kill the crab and the mamak feller, sheesh…He was a fuckin embarrassment, he couldn’t even shell the thing. I’ve had my fair share of killing to cook, and it is not that hard. My motto is just to stab it; Crab? Stab it. Prawn? Stab it. Fish? Staaaab. Potato? Staaaaaab Staabbidy Stab Stab Stab…Sure as hell not rocket science…Okay now the good part..
Allowed foooorrr??...Hmmm, maybe its some pro vegan thing
Expelled Throngh The Metal Vent!?..OMG, what do we do now!?
Night-Of-The-Living-Dead-Cat-Lifeguards...Nine lives anyone?
BYE.
10:00 PM
Friday, January 11, 2008
Uh oh, I think I've got a drinking problem...But, does anyone know if it makes a difference if I'm not unhappy when I do it?
PS: If I'm drinkin well you know you that you're my friend and I'll say, I guess I'll have myself a beer
BYE.
11:25 PM