Okay, I got a tad bit carried away....I blame sam....
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Vik
God:
That's a very nice name, Vik.
Me:
Oh, why thank you
God:
Yeah that's right. " Vik" just sounds nice.
Me:
Never had anyone say that before
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So, what are you up to?
God:
Hey. Same old.
Me:
Really?...Figures
God:
For real. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
i thought you knew everything?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
good point
God:
Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.
Me:
not that interesting
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not interesting.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Vik.
Me:
im glad too
God:
Your happiness multiplies our delight.
Me:
Amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
Hey, whatever makes god happy, makes me happy
God:
You've got my full attention. How specifically does makes god happy cause it?
Me:
I'll get back to you on that
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
You're sure are very happy
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am sure are very happy.
Me:
Go right ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
How do you keep so happy?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
That wasnt my question
God:
Give me an example of your question.
Me:
Okay, why are you happy?
God:
Yeah okay, I am at one with the universe and I have more than I need.
Me:
I thought god dosent need anything
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Cause he makes everything
God:
That makes sense to me. I get it. makes everything.
Me:
Of course, you can't really need something you can just create
God:
Whoa. I can do it if I want to.
Me:
Wouldnt that rip a hole in the spacetime-contiuem or something?
God:
Or something. I don't care.
Me:
I thought god care about everything?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
The fact that you're answering this question
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am answering this question.
Me:
God doesnt need my permission
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
I cant vouch for the 'without sin' part
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Sin
God:
And stopping me is Sin.
Me:
I'm not stopping you
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not stopping me.
Me:
I can if i wanted
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yup
God:
How?
Me:
You should know
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
Nope, cause you're god
God:
Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
A robot version that is
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
Long story
God:
I have time.
Me:
Its a robot, who thinks its go
God:
not stopping me is a robot who thinks its go. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Alot of sense
God:
Which ones?
Me:
All of the above
God:
Give me an example.
Me:
The part where you say it makes sense
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
You forget quick, no wonder some of my prayers go unanswered
God:
I get disorganized don't I?
Me:
I would think so, because of satan isnt it?
God:
Ah. That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
No heard of satan?
God:
Are you serious? Reverend Jones said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer.
Me:
Who's Reverend Jones?, Satan?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I don't know anything about it. What color are your eyes?
Me:
Yes satan is my friend, and you should know my eye color
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
I know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
For?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
You dont have a watch?
God:
I do so have it. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a watch.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
You should tell your programmer to get you a watch
God:
I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
Me:
Or you could just create one
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
Why not now?...You busy?
God:
Right now? Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I could but let's get back to that later."? Why? That's good information: Vik said I busy.
Me:
What could possibly keep god busy?
God:
Is this some kind of intelligence test?
Me:
Just wondereing
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
about stuff
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about stuff.
Me:
yeap, stuffs' good
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
If you could get me an Xbox 360
God:
I am not sure that I would want to.
Me:
Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
how come?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Nooooooooooooo
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
No shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Apparently alot
God:
This was not a yes or no question. How often?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Nope, just trying to confuse you though
God:
Oh. Are you serious? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Enough about you, lets talk about me
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Whats a goat with horns?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Still a goat
God:
Still how long? Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Until it dies, yeah im telling the truth
God:
That may take a while.
Me:
Unless someone eats it
God:
Huh. Who?
Me:
Me?
God:
With you Vik?
Me:
Yeah, I would like to eat goat with you
God:
Yippee! Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Cause I'm hungry
God:
Interesting explanation. What will you be eating?
Me:
Goat, I said that earlier
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Yummy
God:
It is delicious.
Me:
Oh, so you know how it tastes
God:
And? Interesting deduction. Yes I know how it tastes.
Me:
Yes, i catch on pretty quick
God:
Yeah that's right. Do you mind if I tell other people: Vik said catch on pretty quick.
Me:
Yeah, but dont tell them im a catcher
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, Vik.
Me:
Secrets are good
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yeap, good for someone somewhere
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
So am i
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Hell yeah
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Damn
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Maybe something
God:
Perhaps. That was not very original.
Me:
Heard it before?
God:
Mike said she all ready know that is the point of a joke smart one.
Me:
I dont get it
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Okay, go
God:
Yeah okay, Go where?
Me:
Ahead and explain
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A what?
God:
" Are you really a ""? A what?
Me:
Heh?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Vik.
Me:
You're very welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
What if I do?
God:
Try it.
Me:
How about the time you were gald I was amused?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Oh, just thought of mentioning it
God:
That's cool. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Just came to me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Me either
God:
It goes without saying. Besides you Vik?
Me:
Guess it does
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
I know it does
God:
How do you know? How often?
Me:
Very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
As much as I know that I'm leavin
God:
How much is that?
Me:
As in make like a tree
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
A tree, with leaves
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Yes
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
Go find a tree
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Behind you
God:
I won't fall for that trick.
Me:
Okay, beside you
God:
Yeah okay, Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Lets not
God:
OK what would you like to do then?
Me:
Say hi to jesus for me
God:
" hi to jesus for me".
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
Never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Afraid so
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about tree with leaves. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Sha up
God:
How far up?
Me:
All the way
God:
You don't hold anything back, do you?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Thats great, later GOD
God:
It is great. GOD rules.
Me:
Duh
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Yeap
God:
Dude!
Me:
Bye dude
God:
Adios.
Me:
Ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Both...Bye
God:
What are both like? Thanks for chatting, Vik.
Try it.....Seriously
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
BYE.
9:55 PM